This time the location is at Cheras, infamous for its high crime rate and ah lians.
I parked my car on the parking bay near a busy street, right after i got my ass out of the car. An middle aged Mang-ka-li come to me and say " hey, you look handsome."
ok thats the end of the story.
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ok just kidding. but he said that to me and im completely in conscious state. he say i'm handsome, and i look lucky and he said he look like me when he was young ( is that even a compliment?) ok nvm. after that, he passed me a blank paper then he rolled into ball. He ask me to hold it tightly in my palm and so i did. i was a lil worried and thought of the last incident where i got cheated some money and what my mom said to me " don't talk to strangers". but still, i held the paper in my palm tightly.
He looked deeply into my eyes all the time, like he was in love with me. He ask me to think of a number, concentrate on the number, 4 numbers. At this time i could only think of my favorite number 8.. since it started with 8 then i rather go with the number 8-2-1-0, the last four digit of my H/P number. Before i decide on that number, i changed my mind again to 8-2-7-0, just to give a twist to any other magic show we see on tv. yes, magic, this is what you would expect when someone ask you to hold something and ask you to think of a number.
I wasn't expecting an mang-ka-li to perform a david blaine magic right infront of me. But guess what, after i told him the number in my head. he silently wrote it down to his palm, with a ball pen. and after i watched he asked me to open the paper in my palm. Yes, as creepy as it seemed, the number is 8-2-7-0. Just like the one i told him while i holding the paper tight in my left palm.
I was amazed, stunned and speechless for 4 seconds. he looked at me and ask me to buy the number at 4D. He warned me not to mention this to girlfriends, mother, father, brother or anyone. and the number will hit the jackpot on wednesday night. yeah, go buy it.
i said okay and he knows he got my balls in his basket. the next line would be his well polished sales pitch that probably he did it 602148 times before. "TEMPLE MONEY , GIVE SOME TEMPLE MONEY. give me some temple money, some ppl give 50 some ppl give 20"
yet again, i dont have freakin much money in my pathetic wallet. thanks god, if not i dont know how much i would have given him. I end up giving him rm 5.
He walked away and left me stranded in the middle of the busy street. with one small scrambled paper written 8270.
and as expected, the number didnt happen on the next day. DAMN IT. luckily i didnt buy.
Friends, what do you think about the incident above?
A. You stupid dumbass, got cheated over and over again. awww.. must be that cute innocent look that attracted hairy bad people
B. Worth it, RM 5 to watch a david blaine magic LIVE.
C. You should have bought 4D and not told you MUM about it. (ok i admit, i told my mum)
D. He's not human being.
E. Darren, DONT talk to strangers ever again, go back to ipoh where everyone is kind, just like you.
I parked my car on the parking bay near a busy street, right after i got my ass out of the car. An middle aged Mang-ka-li come to me and say " hey, you look handsome."
ok thats the end of the story.
-
-
ok just kidding. but he said that to me and im completely in conscious state. he say i'm handsome, and i look lucky and he said he look like me when he was young ( is that even a compliment?) ok nvm. after that, he passed me a blank paper then he rolled into ball. He ask me to hold it tightly in my palm and so i did. i was a lil worried and thought of the last incident where i got cheated some money and what my mom said to me " don't talk to strangers". but still, i held the paper in my palm tightly.
He looked deeply into my eyes all the time, like he was in love with me. He ask me to think of a number, concentrate on the number, 4 numbers. At this time i could only think of my favorite number 8.. since it started with 8 then i rather go with the number 8-2-1-0, the last four digit of my H/P number. Before i decide on that number, i changed my mind again to 8-2-7-0, just to give a twist to any other magic show we see on tv. yes, magic, this is what you would expect when someone ask you to hold something and ask you to think of a number.
I wasn't expecting an mang-ka-li to perform a david blaine magic right infront of me. But guess what, after i told him the number in my head. he silently wrote it down to his palm, with a ball pen. and after i watched he asked me to open the paper in my palm. Yes, as creepy as it seemed, the number is 8-2-7-0. Just like the one i told him while i holding the paper tight in my left palm.
I was amazed, stunned and speechless for 4 seconds. he looked at me and ask me to buy the number at 4D. He warned me not to mention this to girlfriends, mother, father, brother or anyone. and the number will hit the jackpot on wednesday night. yeah, go buy it.
i said okay and he knows he got my balls in his basket. the next line would be his well polished sales pitch that probably he did it 602148 times before. "TEMPLE MONEY , GIVE SOME TEMPLE MONEY. give me some temple money, some ppl give 50 some ppl give 20"
yet again, i dont have freakin much money in my pathetic wallet. thanks god, if not i dont know how much i would have given him. I end up giving him rm 5.
He walked away and left me stranded in the middle of the busy street. with one small scrambled paper written 8270.
and as expected, the number didnt happen on the next day. DAMN IT. luckily i didnt buy.
Friends, what do you think about the incident above?
A. You stupid dumbass, got cheated over and over again. awww.. must be that cute innocent look that attracted hairy bad people
B. Worth it, RM 5 to watch a david blaine magic LIVE.
C. You should have bought 4D and not told you MUM about it. (ok i admit, i told my mum)
D. He's not human being.
E. Darren, DONT talk to strangers ever again, go back to ipoh where everyone is kind, just like you.
3 comments:
walao...kl now becoming more and more weirdo..before that was the lady and now 'mang ka li'
anyway darren maybe you look too noob like i was in mmu(my k750 gone), cheathers mostly love this kind of peoples...from now on dont talk to stranger even though she looks like your fantasy girl.dont give a fuck ok.
i saw one famous entertainment show's host from taiwan, HU GUA. wtf, he is indeed very fat with big tummy somemore but his wife (2nd wife) looks a lot more younger. sugar daddy eh?
walao... so weird leh..
darren, u better don talk to this kind of stranger anymore. so dangerous....
but one thing tat make me funny is y these cheaters want to select u as their target? is't just because of ur look?
jia hong - look noob is probably the reason for you. yes ure right , beasts always get the beauties :p
tankarboon - its very hard to test your hypothesis. But i will try to keep some mustache to look more fierce.
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