a book?

quoted from wiktionary;

Verb
(transitive) To reserve (something) or perhaps someone for future use.

i came across this simple word recently and prompted me to search for its true meaning and the result i got is as above.

Example of full sentence:

Han Young wants to book Lilian for next year marriage (future use).

p/s: congratulations

Finally i back...

Dear friends,
Really no play play.....my house dont have streamyx and wireless...but i get used to it for 2 years....Just after play facebook...i baru got the intention to apply wireless...but still in progress..bcause i too malas go apply..

Recently,i really malas..
In my impression,my new job should be very tough and busy.But,i got nothing to do.Just waiting,waiting and waiting....But nasib baik got some friends and relatives support...so..can tahan for 3 months target la....later 3 months...just wait and see la..

Really Really Really have to thank Mr Darren...
Your post make me laugh for 15mins...hahahahha..I stop in the middle of my article to say thank you....

So my life here is see comic,angkat bomb melaka with my boss,and see old drama.Because of that lifestyle...u know...gemuk lo..

Now i really dont have any humour liao...coz seldom got friend chit-chat with me...i lost my super ability...Besides,also afraid my words will make ppl bu suang...So, the ability just gone...
Well u know...me no like me anymore...

After 1 year working,my eager and my guai lan all gone.But bad temper still there...

Because i lost the humour,i think i cant write some funny article..

But i still buy Damacai...kena 1st prize...hehe..i wont tell u all..

Life no just earning money right....
Quite tired with it($$)...
Planning to do what i like next year...


Justwish my friends..take care and take care

top 3 most handsome first impression.

I admit, when i first meet you guys. I secretly have list of my top 3.

the top 3 most good looking in my list.

3. Ong "Wolf" Young

- Before i really meet this guy, i heard how legendary is him as a chick magnet. So i actually see him as a GOD even before i meet him. So no matter how not good looking is this guy. the rumours did helped alot before the first impression.

2. Nickman Chin

- The smart type. He's built, clean, and all girls just want to stick to him and ask him about Mathematics - the thing that i sucked at. he's the type of guy that appear in school girls' wet dreams.


Of course, no matter how good looking the first impression is. It fades along with time. When u get to know the person and learnt about the shitty side of them. and this explained why the following is on the top of my list. He's totally the dream guy of all girls. Fair, pretty boy, tall, nice smile and how his eyes would be so tiny and cute when he smiles. and looking like nicholas tse from certain angle. those type that u want to go on bed with him on the first date.

yes, its him. the best first impression among all. the good impression slowly fades away and totally VANISHED after i get these pics below. thanks to anonymous contributor.

1. Gric Yang

the moral of the story, do not judge a book by its cover.

乱吗?

hello my friends....it's been sometimes since my last post here....i thought everyone has been stopped writing at the first place but somehow there are still some new posts being updated. thanks for the efforts anyway.

it is around 3 months gap since we last gathered at port dickson and many things actually happened during this period though. all seem can't be separated from a chinese word which we are very familiar with..."乱"

just see what happened in taiwan and you would know how destructive is the typhoon morakot....many people died and some even still missing which i assumed it to be in "ki chia(上车)category...what a sad time for the residents affected....their homes are being destroyed and due to government inability to take effective actions, they are currently still unsettled nicely there.

back to our beloved country it is the same situation as well. it's not typhoon morakot that worried me much, but politically we are "乱"....last year march general election have seen the oppostions managed to win majority in few states and since then...opposition lost control in perak with some assemblymen resigned from their own party became independents....penang's kampung buah pala protests, selangor's corruption cases and teoh's death, major assembly in kl which lead to tear gas being used, MCA's internal problems, etc....i do see all these are positives and rather normal political developments even in other countries. however i do hope people put more efforts in fight against H1N1 flu pandemic and most importantly survive in current economic climate.

premier league football has started on august! my favourite liverpool just played 4 games and wtf? 乱乱踢!!!! 2 wins and 2 draws so far, how they are going to win the PL based on these shits?? do they know how to calculate or count? without alonso, they seem quite unconnected from midfielder to front up....hope they would improve after aquilaini back from injury anyway...YNWA

-life-

天老大：

可以给我透口气吗？
不是我不坚强，而是我累了。。

请给我一点休息的时间。。=)

-Howe-

Gathering Trip @ PD 13 - 14 June 2009

After our graduation trip to Pulau Redang in June 2008, it's been a year that all of us didn't have a trip together. Besides, due to everyone is busy with their career, so most of us hardly even have the chance to meet up. Therefore, in order to gather and strengthen our friendship, we decided to held a gathering trip in the month of June.

After a few suggestions, finally we decided to put at Port Dickson as it is a center point for all of our friends from Malacca, KL, Seremban and Singapore to meet up. The place that we stayed and attendees are as below:

Place: Pearl Villa (double-terrace house)
Date: 13th - 14th June 2009 (2D1N)
Attendees: Caryne, Carmen, Alicia, Foong Ying, Chui Ling, Ping Nee, Csc, Hui Shan, Jia Qian, Ah Tai, Edmond, Alan, Howe, Liang Hoe, Yang, Darren, Jia Hong, Ah Huat

Once everything had been settled down, most of them immediately get their clothes changed and can't wait to go to the beach for banana boat,jetski and donut. Whereas, Carmen, Hoe and I were preparing for the BBQ for our dinner session.

Our friend, Ping Nee injured few weeks ago before the PD trip, so she couldn't join us for BBQ. Thus, we steamed fish for her as dinner. Although it didn't look nice, but she did appreciate it very much.

After the BBQ, it's the birthday celebration for June and early of July's babies (Yang, Darren, Alicia, Csc, Ping Nee).


Birthday present giving session started after blowing the cake. Ping Nee, Alicia & Csc's presents are sponsored by Yang (brought to you by the main sponsor - Watson), whereas, Yang's present was sincerely prepared by Ping Nee, Foong Ying & Chui Ling.



On the next day, after we checked-out, we went to a famous restaurant in Seremban to have our lunch. There was a popular and delicious food called The King of Bread, and it's really yummy yummy~!

That's not the end of our trip...Our next round was sing K at KL. Due to most of us have to work on the next day, so around 9sth we had to go back and have a good rest.


Although we were very tired, but everyone enjoyed the trip. So looking forward to our next trip ya!

Cheerz!

狼朋友的思想 - Pahang Yang

an interesting article i found online. enjoy.

赌
我站在这头
金钱站在那头
我说
开始吧！
金钱一脸奸笑：
你能赢了我，我就是你的了！

我站在这头
美女站在那头
我沉默。。。
美女一脸娇笑：
你能赢了金钱，我就是你的了！


gric

兴趣 - Pahang Yang

兴趣
是人的动力，
是人的理想与奋斗精神，
是你我宏愿的踏基石。

为兴趣与理想奋斗，
是现代人一个惯用的词句，
很多时候，
人的潜意思会融合这两个元素，
为人的精神与体力提供一份源源不绝的力量,
为达成目标，
不畏艰巨，
不嫌付出，
不求回报。

曾经的我，
就是这样的例子，
从未求任何回报，
只懂付出，
只懂牺牲，
然而回报的只是那几句赞赏，
是不是所有人都只期待他们的付出换来那几句赞赏？

双子座的我，
肯定不是，
很多人曾经有某某特定的偶像，
某某要作为自己终生学习的目标任务，
我也是凡人，
我也有这个终生目标，
他不是什么非常出名人物，
不是什么名留青史的英雄，
他的名字是...王剪。

王剪
一个维护着秦朝数十年的将军，
他的智慧是长远的，
很多人物往往是英年早逝，
但王剪是当代唯一可以活到百年的人。

今天这个时代
其实就是秦朝的代影，
要活得光辉，
你可以做屈原，
名留青史，英年早逝；
你可以做荆棘，
为国捐躯，万世称颂；
但我选择王剪，
我不求名，只求利，

利字当头，总好过梨子在裤头，
凭能力，凭良心赚来的利，
我用得安心，用得开心，
为了兴趣，我用了八个月，
拿着一份比任何人都低的利，
今天，一份双重的利，
交抵我的手中，
八个月的辛苦成果回来了...

三个月前，一份利诱放在我面前，
我选择报恩而放弃了，

两个月前，一份更好的利诱摆在我眼前，
我为了培养新血，
延续某个人的梦想，
而留下了...

今天，一份难以想象的利诱，
它出现了，
一份夹持着我的梦想，我的兴趣的优聘！
新血已经几乎栽培成功了，
虽然不是成功的延续，
但这次如果我不去延续我的梦想，
再傻乎乎的呆在这，
我真的会错失了...

唯一能对我目前的兴趣说的是
‘对不起，放弃你我才能迈向更远！’







看得明白吗？
故事是这样的

去年我选择了在目前这公司做工，薪水比另一间低了三百。
我是为了兴趣，为了学习而加入这个家庭。
期间，真的学习了很多东西，得到了很多快乐。

三个月前，另一间公司以提高五百基薪邀请我加入，
但那时的我觉得还未真正学习全部，不够资格胜任，
同时，一个与我疯疯癫癫过了四个月时光的同事离开了，
我被调派去负责她所有的东西，
开始时不断的碰壁让我成长不少，
学习了一切的东西。
为了报答公司的调派，我拒绝了那份工作，
专心吸收一切新任务的元素。

两个月前，出现了一份比我目前薪水高出五十巴仙的优聘，
但当时公司只剩下两三个同事操作着整个运作，
我为了报恩，选择了留下培养新血，
分担上司的重担，替自己铺好一条后路，
然而培养新血出乎意料的迟缓，
本来一个月的目标，目前需要二至三个月的时间来调教培训，
结果我还是傻傻的留下来教导了。

近来，一份几乎是我双倍薪水的工作出现了，
而且还是我一直梦想着，我一直以来想要延续的兴趣，
这次我不再选择留任了，
因为这八个月的观察，
给了我一个答案...
这公司是不会有我出头的一天！
虽然说很多东西可以自己做主了，
但试问一个做了八年的人，他还是无法更上一层楼，
一个做了三年的人，他还是停留在这个位置，
就算上面有空缺，管理层只期望从外选择，
但没考虑一班忠心恳恳，埋头苦干了大半辈子的老臣子，
难道外面的人真的比较聪明吗？
很多管理问题的出现，
其实就是这‘外国月亮比较园’所造成的，
寻找一个门外汉来管理一个庞大的机构，
这算是改革第一步吗？
问题不断出现，只因为新人新作风，
新思想无法融入与无号召力，
如何服众？如何执行？
系统是不断改变，看似不断改善，
其实是重走回以前的旧路，
敌人已经不断进步了，使用的是高薪留任，
忠心奖赏的方式让他们粗壮了，成长了。
但这里我真的看不到改变了，
一切看似改变着的，不懂是好，或是坏了...

既然眼前已经摆着一个好机会，
一个可以延续我梦想的机会，
一个可以让我考取市场管理硕士的机会，
我这次选择了不放弃，
希望我的退出他们能谅解...

希望栽培的新血可以继续延续三个为梦想付出了许多的傻人目标！

Karma Sutra Position 406#

Photo: Subin* (left) and Dayang*(right), trying out almost-impossible sexual position as their daily chores.

*Names, and Photo censored to protect their real identity

Students utilized their free time to practice the most risky and sensual sexual position from the Karma Sutra.



Enough said.

A Loser needs a direction.......

1. Hello peepa, how’s everyone getting? I hope everyone of you is doing fine. Well, due to the reason that I am really dumb and suck in decision making; therefore I need to come to you guys who are still visiting this page and gimme some suggestion/ advise.
   As you all know I’ve been torturing mentally and physically since day one when I start working in this freaking hatred XX semiconductor and till now everything remains the same. I got bullied like no body business, I argued with my supervisor (last Friday) and I just need to do plenty of extra tasks if compare with my colleague whom getting the same pay and having a same position as I do.
   
   Honestly, I feel like tendering my letter which I’ve prepared long long time ago, but I’ve no guts to do so due to the current economy conditions. Sigh. I feel like I’m learning nothing not progressing and I am just working for the sake of the $$
   
   At the first few months I thought it were I myself not used to the working life, so I asked myself to stay and fight it over. However, after months of fighting my situation still remain the same and I really fell like rising up the white flag and leave. (I am really tired)
   
   I’ve escalated my concern to the section head as I am overloaded and I did asked for department transfer, but just no one gimme a damn. I feel so scared and down every morning when I know that I’ve to go to the goddamn place to work. (Do you feel the same as I felt?)
   
   I never stop asking myself is this my own problem or just the job really not suitable for me? I am so lost and I do not know what to do. I am looking for direction but I failed. Worse come to worst is I dare not to make decision for myself any longer. Sigh. I’ve cried over and over of this work and the stresses that I do not know how to handle at all.
   
   Hence, to all my dearest friends, could you pls kindly let me know what should I do?

1. Tender(my notice of termination is 60days) and start all over again
2. work till I get a new offer
3. Tender, work for another 60days then only think of what to do.
   
   Thanks

1 day memory lost

has anyone suffering short term memory lost for one day? what i meant is that you woke up in the morning doing all the daily stuffs like usual good day but somehow after that you seemed to be forgotten about whether you had your breakfast or not?. ok, all of you must be wondering now who is the one i mentioned.

sad to say, it's my father and it happened last week. my father suffered short term memory lost for an incredible one day. he had forgotten everything like a secret agent being erased his memory for new missions. my mum told me it was serious because he seemed to forget about what he did in the last seconds, minutes and hours. i began to worry at that time considering it was so unexpected and i bet you would only see this much often in hk dramas. my conclusion was my father should be suffered from alzheimer which turned him into a lost person but i excluded this because to my knowledge it wont happen overnight just like that.

my father was in denial that he forgot many things he did that day and as time goes by, he finally realized the truth and even joked to me and said "dont know whether i really have that alzheimer disease or not"....my respond was "hahahaha, it can't be lah"..."don't worry, go see doctor and make appoinment for neurology specialist". "forget anything also nevermind, just don't forget that you still have 2sons ah"....he laughed out loud and said..."wont lah"

conversation stopped at 6:45:20pm and i was on my way back home in a bus expecting discussion with my brother later regarding this matter. the next morning i called my mum and got to know that dr.ong (not hanyoung) had made appointment for neurologist in sabah and my father was going to do some sort of MRI or brain scanning. i talked to my father and he told me that he managed to remember everything except what happened yesterday. it's weird though but the result of the MRI was positive.his brain and spinal cords are normal brushing out the possibility of alzheimer disease and minor strokes. the neurologist said it's normal for old people to have this short term memory lost and told us not to worry and some more he/she said "there is no scientific explanation regarding this yet". sounds weird but it's officially END. my father is ok now.

my friends out there, take care and stay healthy. like darren said, GOD BLESS YOU! wtf

Weird III.

i'm gonna make this short today cz its not the first time.

Location - Kepong Foodcourt
Time - afternoon
Darren - Alone

After my meeting i dropped by a food court to have a quick lunch. while i was eating, suddenly an old lady appeared from no where and stopped by my table. she's like 78 years old, holding a budha figurine. she has a smiley face and looked very friendly, just like any grandma would look like.
She then leaves a piece of laminated card with buddhist prayers on it and signalled me to donate.

This moment i tell myself, yeah, im not gonna talk to her, not gona donate anything for christ' sake! i finally gathered enough courage to say " no money, sorry."

OH DAMN, the freakin 5 bucks is left on the table( change from the chicken rice seller). She point at the 5 bucks and say .. few dollars also okayy.. please.. gimme some money for my meal.. please..

suddenly , this turned into begging rather than voluntary donation. 公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量公德无量.

She repeats.

and guess what, ure right.
and i gave her my 5 bucks.


this moment the chicken rice that i was eating sucked bigtime. i watches her walks away helplessly as i regret for what i have done 5 seconds ago.



WHY ME ?


A. Admit it, u look noob.
B. Not noob, just too kind to be bullied by bad people.
C. since it wont help even u dont talk to them, next time dont eat alone, darren. stick with the crowd.
D. Go back ipoh lah u

Weird II.

This time the location is at Cheras, infamous for its high crime rate and ah lians.

I parked my car on the parking bay near a busy street, right after i got my ass out of the car. An middle aged Mang-ka-li come to me and say " hey, you look handsome."

ok thats the end of the story.



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ok just kidding. but he said that to me and im completely in conscious state. he say i'm handsome, and i look lucky and he said he look like me when he was young ( is that even a compliment?) ok nvm. after that, he passed me a blank paper then he rolled into ball. He ask me to hold it tightly in my palm and so i did. i was a lil worried and thought of the last incident where i got cheated some money and what my mom said to me " don't talk to strangers". but still, i held the paper in my palm tightly.

He looked deeply into my eyes all the time, like he was in love with me. He ask me to think of a number, concentrate on the number, 4 numbers. At this time i could only think of my favorite number 8.. since it started with 8 then i rather go with the number 8-2-1-0, the last four digit of my H/P number. Before i decide on that number, i changed my mind again to 8-2-7-0, just to give a twist to any other magic show we see on tv. yes, magic, this is what you would expect when someone ask you to hold something and ask you to think of a number.

I wasn't expecting an mang-ka-li to perform a david blaine magic right infront of me. But guess what, after i told him the number in my head. he silently wrote it down to his palm, with a ball pen. and after i watched he asked me to open the paper in my palm. Yes, as creepy as it seemed, the number is 8-2-7-0. Just like the one i told him while i holding the paper tight in my left palm.

I was amazed, stunned and speechless for 4 seconds. he looked at me and ask me to buy the number at 4D. He warned me not to mention this to girlfriends, mother, father, brother or anyone. and the number will hit the jackpot on wednesday night. yeah, go buy it.

i said okay and he knows he got my balls in his basket. the next line would be his well polished sales pitch that probably he did it 602148 times before. "TEMPLE MONEY , GIVE SOME TEMPLE MONEY. give me some temple money, some ppl give 50 some ppl give 20"
yet again, i dont have freakin much money in my pathetic wallet. thanks god, if not i dont know how much i would have given him. I end up giving him rm 5.

He walked away and left me stranded in the middle of the busy street. with one small scrambled paper written 8270.

and as expected, the number didnt happen on the next day. DAMN IT. luckily i didnt buy.


Friends, what do you think about the incident above?

A. You stupid dumbass, got cheated over and over again. awww.. must be that cute innocent look that attracted hairy bad people
B. Worth it, RM 5 to watch a david blaine magic LIVE.
C. You should have bought 4D and not told you MUM about it. (ok i admit, i told my mum)
D. He's not human being.
E. Darren, DONT talk to strangers ever again, go back to ipoh where everyone is kind, just like you.

weird.

Hi friends,
An unusual event happened yesterday night to me when I reached home from Holiday.it was 1030 pm , I parked my car outside the condominium, which is quite dark and dodgy and I went down the car to take my stuff down. Suddenly, a car, proton iswara stopped by my car. It was a fat lady, aged between 25-26 but she looked a lot older than that. She ask me whether im Chinese, and whether im working or studying,I said Im working. She asked me for a favor, to lend him some money so that she can fill her empty petrol tank because she needs to go fetch her sis in KLIA. She’s from cheras and forgotten her wallet.

Being the kind hearted Darren, I checked my wallet and told her I only have a few bucks left with me. Along the time, she asked me many formal question like where I stay , how much I got paid for it, my job,etc. suddenly she popped up a question “ do you think an interior have an bright future, compared to architect?” she claimed that she’s studying interior design and uncertain about her future path. Keep in mind that in this moment I was very worried with my situation as there were no people around and it was dark and my car and i was vulnerable to any attack. You know the fat lady could easily pull out a knife and id have to do anything for her. She continues to brag about her sis in Australia, the expensive lifestyle and many others unrelated topics etc, All along the conversation I wasn’t paying much attention because I was too worried for my safety. She was born a cock-talker, she continued talking although she knew that I have no interest to continue in such an circumstance. Her engine are turned off and all the while I stood by her car and talk through the window.

I end up giving her rm 10. She ask me when could she return the money to me and would like to have my contacts/name card, I gave her my number cz I was out of name cards. She wanted to continue talking, but this time, the police patrol cars passed by and stopped by her car (at the perfect time). She thank me and started off the engine and left, abruptly.

The whole event lasted for at least half an hour.

What do you think about the incident,
A. She really needed help, but found out I was cute and decided to have a lil chat.
B. She was lonely , She just passed by and decided to pick up a cute guy.
C. She’s a conwomen(robber) and her allies were probably waiting to attack from behind.
D. She’s a professional conwomen and she would probably come back to hunt me after today for a long term.
E. She’ll be happy to run away with rm10, although she expected more.
F. She’s not human being.

A few notes to take before you decide,
1. From cheras to KLIA, she would NOT have to pass by the streets in sec 17!
2. She doesn’t look like a student at all, although she claimed that she’s studying!
3. She doesn’t look like a bad person at all.

Kim,are you going good?

Kim
Are you going good?
I felt no good past few week.Looking at my mom....i think she getting worst.
Everyday,when i think about my mom,i feel i so useless....
Because of me,my mom afraid going to do treatment...
I always think...
My mom delay for her treatment,because she need to find money for me to study...
She afraid she cant work....cant earn money for the family...
So,until last year,she went for treatment...
At that time,i already prove that i can earn money for my life....

She afraid brothers and me cant gain a good life...
So,she thinks she better keep the money for my brothers and me...

I felt very sorry to her.....
I afraid to look on her face...
She really a good mother...

So,my friend....take care of your mother..
Maybe sometimes,mother speaks something that hurts...(we hurt our mother heartsometimes)
But mother will always care about u...

Thank to all my friends....my mom said u all very nice...thank you for the visitation in hospital...
Hopefully my mom can get well soon....Help me to pray to God for ours mother and father health..

lazy to work

how you guys doing recently?...liang hoe, the monk from seremban currently researching on how to live life without working and yet every months get enough interest for him to spend. and one more interesting thing is that, he wants a wife like lin zhi ling. okay, he asked for my suggestions and seriously i cant even think of one during that time. somehow i simply suggested him to buy toto jackpot (influenced by ah KIM) every weeks and who knows if he won it right?...of course jackpot usually in millions although i'm not so sure but i think is quite enough for him to save in the bank and get interests every months like what he wanted.

and for lin zhi ling that part, i told him don't worry. once you have millions, thousands of ling zhi ling will rush to you like bees. then liang hoe says : "then what's the point of you studying a degree for 4 years end up buying jackpots to try luck every weeks?"............................"

siao liao...this time what he said is damn fucking true. but come back to the main thing, anyone knows how to achieve like what liang hoe is planning? i have been thinking about this as well for the past few days. :(



p/s liang hoe is a fake plastic monk, he asked me to introduce girls to him.wtf
darren is your job again, please follow up

No wonder there's a cake in the fridge.

I wish my new housemate a very happy birthday. I only this found out few minutes ago when i was tempted to open the cake box in the fridge, and later decided not to. i come to this blog and saw the dates on the left.

you should have asked me to eat the cake in the fridge so that i'd ask " whose birthday is that for?". then at least ill wish you face to face.

although we rarely see each other day in day out, but i know it will be great to stay with you for the coming days.

Because im the worst housemate ever.


Happy Birthday.