10 signs of a perfect housemate.

Below is the checklist to find out if your housemate is a perfect housemate. here goes

1. he wakes up earlier than you, he can be an alarm(he's always one) and sleep later than you, to make sure everything is fine before he goes to bed.
2. he invites you to eat supper everynight, ignoring the good sake of his own double chin and beer belly.
3. he watches drama 3 am in the midnight and laugh out loud, any thief wouldnt dare to come in at this hour because of his presence
4. he doesn't wash his dishes after meal, believing that it is un-eco friendly, he saves water for the rest of the people in the house.
5. he can turn the house into a nightclub, with his powerful speaker, no matter what time it is.
6. he entertains elderly(housemates & neighbour) , by playing and singing aloud the oldies of their time.
7. he makes sure our sex life is normal and on track, by being the sole indispensable distributor of japanese educational videos.
8. he provides a perfect environment and colony to hangout for fellow smokers.
9. he's expressive. we can easily tell whether he's in love or in deep shit. if he's in love, you will not see his face,even if you see his face,he will not talk to you. if he's in deep shit, you will see his face alot, but you would not dare to talk to him.
10. he's able to bear a bad housemate like darren chuah and not go crazy after 4 years.